Hey everybody! (Hey Eskimosis) What can I say to the xanganites or should i say xanganeers or should i say the small tribe of xangurfs or xangarinos or xanginos or xangatarians or just the xanga community? Well today is New Year's Eve and I'm in L.A. If you guys didn't know I'm officially away from home, but of course my heart is still in San Francisco.
Well when I first came to L.A. I saw my auntie, uncle, and cousin. The first thing that my cousin Joanne told me was that she won a gigantic bear at Circus Circus. I was thinking it was beary big and it would be beary scary, but I came to realize it wasn't beary big at all. In fact, she was exaggerating for it was not bigger than my hand. Just playing, it was I guess (pity) pretty big or should I say beary big. Get it? Instead of using very I said beary because I was talking about a bear. Get it?
But in all seriousness she also won a frog (bigger than the bear) and she was proud of it. Then, I asked, " When you won it were you hoppy?" Get it? Hoppy like happy because frogs hop. Ha.
So, let's just get to the good stuff. The quote of the day! Dun dun dun. And the crowd goes wild (Ahhhhhhh)...
"Look both ways before you cross the street."
Though people don't take this seriously it is a serious life-saving ordeal. When you think about it, it's only logical. Picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor. How could I forget that I had given her an extra key. Oh sorry, got off track. But picture this you're walking to your friends house, but uh oh! You have to cross the street. So what do you do? First, you walk to the sidewalk and get close to the street you will be crossing. Then, what do you do? You should look both ways before you cross the street. Because think about it, if you only look one way then the other way would not be visible. So, if you only look to the right, then something dangerous may hit you from the left. And vice versa. My cousing says, "you can fall, get a head concussion, and die!" So, a word to the wise look both ways when crossing the street.
I know what you're thinking my quotes are childish, so for you go-getters who want more.
"The grass is always greener on the other side."
Okay. Why is Eskimosis talking about grass and green and sides? Well as you know or should know, healthy grass is green, not brown, not brownish-green or greenish-brown, but green. This is an old figure of speech, you've heard. But, what does it all mean, Basil? Well if you think about the 70's the average American family lived in a home with a nice front yard of grass and white picket fence. The quote (to me anyways) literally means that when you compare you're grass to someone else's yard, their yard always seems to look fuller, greener, and better. In a more deeper sense it relates to being perfect and imperfect. It's normal to think that you are imperfect and that everyone else is perfect is everything. So how you think someone else's grass is greener than your's relates to that one person or people being better than you. But indeed it is universal becuase the people you think are perfect, think otherwise and probably think that everyone else is perfect. So, it's safe to say someone's grass may never seem as green as someone else's and that nobody is perfect. With an exception for me (just playing).
Well tell me what you think.
This is Eskimosis Jones signing off. And remember do whatever you think makes you happy , because YOU should be happy.
To be continued...
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muah ha ha >;] this shall be continued now !!
>>heylo everyone (heylo eskimosis's cousin) yupp my name is joanne and eskimosis just got H4CK3D ;P
ooh i have a jokeeee !! bhut it is racist so i guess i won't be telling you guys because you might come to my house with burning baseball bats and beat me up in a dark ally on friday the 13th at 11:45 while i'm probably watching tv and getting ready for saturday so i could go to the mall and watch the movie "darkness" which i have been waiting to see because i was very disappointed in "the grudge" because it kinda very uhmm SUCKED so i wanna seea scary movie speaking of scary have you seen the little girl from the ring yeah i know immuh be her for halloween to scare lil kids on my friends block because once while we were trick or treating there was like uhmm this thing and we didn't know if it was alive and stuff so we were like yeah ... WHAT YEAH OKAY i think i have to go because i completely forgot what i was talking about *reads the begining of hacked edited part of entyr* of i remember now =]
<3 joanne
Please I've been hacked whoop-te-do! I did tell you my password. Anyways Joanne is a loser, so uhm yea.
-Es
To be continued
joanne: shut up
Es: No you're a loser, so you shut up.
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