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Friday, 30 June 2006

  • Cool Survey Doo!

    Survey time... =P (Dun dun dun)

    DON'T TAKE IT IF YOU'RE GOING TO LIE.


    1. WOULD YOU GET BACK WITH YOUR LAST EX IF YOU COULD?
    -no, I have already found the love of my life.

    2.WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
    - a black polo shirt that Jeanette gave me from old navy.

    3. WOULD YOU KISS ANYONE ON YOUR FRIEND'S LIST?
    - I don't have myspace, but in my imaginary list would be cheek 2 cheek

    4. DO YOU HAVE "A THING" FOR ANYONE ON YOUR TOP FRIENDS
    - the jeazzie baby

    5. HOW MANY PEOPLE ON YOUR LIST DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE?
    - in my imaginary list I'd have to say all

    6. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT TO HAVE?
    - two: a boy and a girl

    7. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH BOTH YOUR PARENTS?
    - Yeah, mostly my mom because she has always been with me while my father was in the military

    9. WHAT NAME WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE BESIDES THE ONE YOU HAVE?
    - i think i can pull off the incredible hulk or Gene or Austin Powers.

    10. WOULD YOU EVER MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?
    - nope


    12. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BDAY?
    - a little get together at my house I believe

    14. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP TODAY?
    - 6:30am because stupid summer school

    15. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT TWO NIGHTS AGO?
    - sleeping again because stupid summer school


    17. DO YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR HAIR PULLED?
    - no, because stupid summer school...just kidding. It depends which hair...Because the hair on my leg is very different from the hair on my head. Ha.

    18. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN'T WAIT TO DO?
    - finish school

    19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM?
    - just right now...freaky!

    20. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF?
    - not being so damn perfect...just playing maybe getting bigger, having more money, and being smarter yeah that's all.

    22. IF YOU HAD $250,000...HOW WOULD YOU SPEND IT?
    - Buy something nice for parents, then do the right thing with charity, and spending spree on me and jeazzie, including family and friends occasionally.

    23. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN AT YOUR CURRENT JOB?
    - no current job, but I would have to say 26 years this coming month ha.

    24. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO TOM?
    - I don't have a myspace...so, that would be a no.

    25. DESCRIBE WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING?
    - see through...oh wait never mind blue and black in a nicely plaid pattern.

    26. LAST THING YOU ATE?
    - garlic pepperonni mushroom pizza thanks to the jeazzie bay-bay

    27. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MONTH?
    - maybe september, january, november, february, march, april, may, july, and maybe august. That's all I think.

    28. YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MONTH?
    - June because finals week

    29. WHAT'S THE LAST PIECE OF CLOTHING YOU BORROWED FROM ANYONE?
    - maybe Marco's dress shoes way back

    30. WHO IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES RIGHT NOW?
    - the person i personified as this survey


    31. MOST VISITED WEBPAGE?
    - email or ebay

    32. LAST PERSON YOU TEXT MESSAGED?
    - text is not working properly.


    33. LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU SAD
    - I don't know

    34. WOULD YOU TAKE A BULLET FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND?
    - Yes, no one is taking a shot at the Jeazzie baby on my watch

    35. FAVORITE KIND OF DRINK?
    - Water all the way.


    36. FAVORITE FOOD?
    - I would have to say filipino food, pizza, spaghetti, and great steak. MMmmmmm mmm good.


    36. FAVORITE DESERT?
    - Jeazzie and I's fav, founder's favorite from cold stone's


    38. HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPE?
    - nope

    39. IF SOMEONE YOU HATED DIED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
    - Not hate definitely.

     

    Feel free to fill out this survey for yourself...

     

    This is Eskimosis Jones signing off. Good bye.

Wednesday, 21 June 2006

  • Eskimosis Jones strikes again!

    It is I, Eskimosis Jones. I make my triumphant return to the world of xanga to say...Greetings!

    Hey everybody! (Hey Eskimosis) What can I say to the xanganites or should i say xanganeers or should i say the small tribe of xangurfs or xangarinos or xanginos or xangatarians or just the xanga community?

    Thanks to my one and only Jeazzie baby (Jeanette) I have a cool new blue layout and it is outstanding if I do say so myself.

    Well I am back from Irvine for summer, which I am pleased about since I get to enjoy the best things in life friends, family, and of course my ever so dearest Jeanette.

    Though I am also attending summer school at San Mateo taking U.S. History.

    Nonetheless, I still get to relax and explore the true meaning of "vacation".

    Jeanette and I have been hanging out everyday and it's been great...actually better than great...awesomely great...actually totally awesomely great...actually it has been really totally awesomely greater than great if you know what I mean or if you catch my drift or if you understand what I'm trying to iterate or or or... i think you know what I'm talking about already. Right?

    Anyways, I should be reading right now. But, of course it is about that time again. That is right, it is what you have been waiting for...

    The quote of the day (dun dun dun) and the crowd goes wild.

     "I love you like a fat kid loves cake" -50 Cent

    If you think about a fat kid who loves cake, then you would realize that a fat kid (in general, not targeting anyone) has a big appetite as big as the kid's love for cake. So, if one loves another person like a fat kid loves cake, then we can conclude that the love of the person is one of big magnitude. And since I love Jeanette like a fat kid loves cake, then we can deduce that I love the Jeazzie baby as much as the fat kid wants the cake, which we can then assume is very much so. This phenomena can be described in the equations below:

    (1) fat kid - hunger = hungry fat kid

    (2) Me - Jeanette = Me unhappy

    Therefore,

    (3) My unhappiness = the fat kid's hunger

    So,

    (4) fat kid's hunger = My love for Jeanette

     

    There you go. You asked for it, ha. Well tell me what you think.
    This is Eskimosis Jones signing off. And remember do whatever you think makes you happy , because YOU should be happy.

    Also you should visit Jeanette's xanga: www.xanga.com/jezzie_luv

Thursday, 06 January 2005

  • Hey everybody! (Hey Eskimosis) What can I say to the xanganites or should i say xanganeers or should i say the small tribe of xangurfs or xangarinos or xanginos or xangatarians or just the xanga community? Well today is New Year's Eve and I'm in L.A. If you guys didn't know I'm officially away from home, but of course my heart is still in San Francisco.


    Well when I first came to L.A. I saw my auntie, uncle, and cousin. The first thing that my cousin Joanne told me was that she won a gigantic bear at Circus Circus. I was thinking it was beary big and it would be beary scary, but I came to realize it wasn't beary big at all. In fact, she was exaggerating for it was not bigger than my hand. Just playing, it was I guess (pity) pretty big or should I say beary big. Get it? Instead of using very I said beary because I was talking about a bear. Get it?


    But in all seriousness she also won a frog (bigger than the bear) and she was proud of it. Then, I asked, " When you won it were you hoppy?" Get it? Hoppy like happy because frogs hop. Ha.


    So, let's just get to the good stuff. The quote of the day! Dun dun dun. And the crowd goes wild (Ahhhhhhh)...


      "Look both ways before you cross the street."


    Though people don't take this seriously it is a serious life-saving ordeal. When you think about it, it's only logical. Picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor. How could I forget that I had given her an extra key. Oh sorry, got off track. But picture this you're walking to your friends house, but uh oh! You have to cross the street. So what do you do? First, you walk to the sidewalk and get close to the street you will be crossing. Then, what do you do? You should look both ways before you cross the street. Because think about it, if you only look one way then the other way would not be visible. So, if you only look to the right, then something dangerous may hit you from the left. And vice versa. My cousing says, "you can fall, get a head concussion, and die!" So, a word to the wise look both ways when crossing the street.


    I know what you're thinking my quotes are childish, so for you go-getters who want more.


    "The grass is always greener on the other side."


    Okay. Why is Eskimosis talking about grass and green and sides? Well as you know or should know, healthy grass is green, not brown, not brownish-green or greenish-brown, but green. This is an old figure of speech, you've heard. But, what does it all mean, Basil? Well if you think about the 70's the average American family lived in a home with a nice front yard of grass and white picket fence. The quote (to me anyways) literally means that when you compare you're grass to someone else's yard, their yard always seems to look fuller, greener, and better. In a more deeper sense it relates to being perfect and imperfect. It's normal to think that you are imperfect and that everyone else is perfect is everything. So how you think someone else's grass is greener than your's relates to that one person or people being better than you. But indeed it is universal becuase the people you think are perfect, think otherwise and probably think that everyone else is perfect. So, it's safe to say someone's grass may never seem as green as someone else's and that nobody is perfect. With an exception for me (just playing).  



    Well tell me what you think.
    This is Eskimosis Jones signing off. And remember do whatever you think makes you happy , because YOU should be happy.

     



    To be continued...

    Feel free to comment...


    Dun dun dun?

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    muah ha ha >;] this shall be continued now !!

    >>heylo everyone (heylo eskimosis's cousin) yupp my name is joanne and eskimosis just got H4CK3D ;P

    ooh i have a jokeeee !! bhut it is racist so i guess i won't be telling you guys because you might come to my house with burning baseball bats and beat me up in a dark ally on friday the 13th at 11:45 while i'm probably watching tv and getting ready for saturday so i could go to the mall and watch the movie "darkness" which i have been waiting to see because i was very disappointed in "the grudge" because it kinda very uhmm SUCKED so i wanna seea scary movie speaking of scary have you seen the little girl from the ring yeah i know immuh be her for halloween to scare lil kids on my friends block because once while we were trick or treating there was like uhmm this thing and we didn't know if it was alive and stuff so we were like yeah ... WHAT YEAH OKAY i think i have to go because i completely forgot what i was talking about *reads the begining of hacked edited part of entyr* of i remember now =]

    <3 joanne

     

    Please I've been hacked whoop-te-do! I did tell you my password. Anyways Joanne is a loser, so uhm yea.

    -Es

    To be continued

    joanne: shut up

    Es: No you're a loser, so you shut up.

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